Funny Christmas Premium Tee – Christmas Calories Don't Count, Ornament
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Funny Christmas Premium Tee – Christmas Calories Don't Count, Ornament
✏️ Illustrator-credited🧵 Heavyweight cotton
Color: Black
Size: Large
Style:Classic SoftClassic SoftPremiumPremiumComfortComfort ColorsLadiesLadies Fit
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 3–5 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–6 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 6–11 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
The Christmas Calories Don't Count Premium Tee
Experience a superior take on holiday humor with this Premium T-Shirt. The illustration, rendered in crisp white, presents a playful message about seasonal indulgence, elevated by our commitment to exceptional garment quality.
Why You'll Love It
- Printed on substantial 6.1 oz ringspun cotton, built for durability and drape.
- The garment-dyed finish provides a lived-in feel from the first wear.
- Features a lighthearted typographic design, a subtle nod to holiday treats.
- A better tee that happens to carry a December illustration, not the other way around.
Why We Designed This
We founded The Christmas Tee to offer a counter-argument to the typical holiday apparel. Our focus remains on the integrity of the garment itself – a heavyweight cotton canvas that feels substantial. This particular design allows for a moment of seasonal levity, without compromising the core principle of a well-made tee that earns its place in your wardrobe beyond a single season. It's about quiet quality, even when the message is a smile.
From the journal
Understand the weight: 6.1 oz cotton offers a robust structure, providing a more defined silhouette than lighter fabrics. This tee handles layering with ease.
Perfect For
- Adding a touch of personal humor to your everyday winter rotation.
- Those who appreciate premium fabric first, with a thoughtful design second.
- A casual, yet elevated, look for December gatherings.
- Wearing comfortably through the cooler months, year after year.
- ✓ Playful typography with a lighthearted, relatable holiday sentiment.
- ✓ Crisp white illustrated elements including snowflakes and a tree cone.
- ✓ Design offers a subtle, humorous take on seasonal indulgence.
- ✓ Constructed from heavyweight 6.1 oz ringspun garment-dyed cotton.
- ✓ Unisex fit ensures a comfortable, relaxed drape for all.
Frequently Asked Questions
What makes this a 'premium' t-shirt compared to other options?
This Premium T-Shirt is crafted from a superior heavyweight cotton blank, offering a noticeably softer hand-feel, enhanced durability, and a more structured drape than standard tees. It's designed for those who appreciate elevated fabric quality.
Is the fabric quality noticeable enough to make this a truly special gift?
Absolutely. The luxurious feel and substantial weight of our premium heavyweight cotton are immediately apparent, making this tee feel like a thoughtful, high-quality gift. It sets itself apart from typical holiday novelty shirts.
Will the premium fabric maintain its shape and feel after a few washes, for repeat wear?
Yes, our premium heavyweight cotton is selected for its exceptional durability and resistance to stretching or pilling. With proper care, this tee is designed to maintain its shape, softness, and vibrant design for many holiday seasons to come.
Can you describe the feel of the heavyweight cotton on this premium tee?
The heavyweight cotton on our Premium Tee offers a substantial yet incredibly soft feel against the skin. It provides a luxurious drape and a comfortable, breathable experience, ensuring both quality and wearability.
Are the illustrated elements on this design subtle or more pronounced on the premium blank?
The 'Christmas Calories Don't Count Right' design features a balanced blend of playful typography and charming illustrations. On our premium blank, the artwork's details are crisp and vibrant, complementing the tee's high-quality finish without overpowering it.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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